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A Criminal’s Perfect Disguise

Problem: You don’t look like the guy whose identity you’ve just stolen.Solution: Disguise yourself! Here’s what one criminal mastermind did to impersonate another man and steal his bank card: The police officer looked at the Oregon ID that Pinney had given the [...]

Affirmation Bandages

Affirmation Bandages – $4.95 Are you in a funk? Don’t let minor wounds keep you down. Heal thy self with Affirmation Bandages from the NeatoShop. Nothing fixes a boo-boo like the power of positive thinking and a yellow smiley face. You are 100% awesome! Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more positively wonderful Health and [...]

Abraham Lincoln Bandages

Abraham Lincoln Bandages – $4.95 The probability that you would fall in the struggle did not deter you from supporting a cause you believed was just. Now it is time to heal thy wounds with the Abraham Lincoln Bandages from the NeatoShop. This great bandage will tend to your gash just as Honest Abe restored a [...]

Eyeball Bandages

Eyeball Bandages – $4.95 Oh no, did you get a boo-boo? You don’t want that wound to become a festering mess. You better keep an eye on it with the Eyeball Bandages from the NeatoShop. Inside this little tin box are 12 large eye-poppingly fabulous sterile bandages. Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more awesome Health [...]

Keep Calm And Carry On Bandages

Keep Calm And Carry On Bandages – $5.45 Oh, no! You have a boo-boo! Gather your strength, raise your moral, and defend your wound with the Keep Calm And Carry On Bandages from the NeatoShop. This fantastic set includes 20 bandages printed with the “Keep Calm and Carry On” design. With this bandage victory is sure [...]

Underpants Bandages

Underpants Bandages – $4.95 Do you feel that boo-boos should covered up and protected from the elements? You should safe guard your  oozing sores with Underpants Bandages from the NeatoShop.  To be briefs, wounds shouldn’t go around naked! They should be dressed to impress in tighty-whities! Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Bandage fun! Link

Macaroni & Cheese Bandages

Macaroni & Cheese Bandages – $4.95 How do you make comfort food even more comforting? You turn it into a bandage! Check out the Macaroni & Cheese Bandage from the NeatoShop. These Mac & Cheese printed bandages will have you feeling happy and loved in no time. Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more unusual Bandages! Link

Workday Recovery Kit

Workday Recovery Kit – $12.95 Happy President’s Day! Do you have to work on this glorious Monday? The Workday Recovery Kit from the NeatoShop is here for you. Nothing heals workday wounds like affirmation cards and bandages. Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more workday fun!

Mustache Bandages

Mustache Bandages – $4.95 Have you been endlessly searching for a way to cleverly disguise your open wound? Well look no further! Mustache Bandages from the NeatoShop were made for you. No one will recognize the boo-boo that lurks behind this little number. Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more mustache fun!