Lawsuit: Defendant Breached a Duty Not to Shoot Bottle Rockets Out of His Bottom
Beer + fraternity = lawsuit:
A college student claims he was injured when a fraternity member in a “drunken stupor” decided “that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus,” and did so, “but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant’s rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back,” and fall off the fraternity’s deck.
The student is now suing the fraternity, Alpha Tau Omega, for failing to provide a railing for the deck as well as the frat brother who lit the rocket in question.
Prediction: Google will not be this young man’s friend in the future.