Cthulhu Perfume

Because this is what you want to smell like:
A creeping, wet, slithering scent, dripping with seaweed, oceanic plants and dark, unfathomable waters.
Available from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, the scent of Chtulhu is $15 for 5 milliliters or $25 for 10 milliliters. Link -via Simply Left Behind
