Candy Cane Weapon System of Santa’s Defense Forces
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EDW/Flickr
Protecting Santa is a tough job, so Santa’s
Defense Forces need heavy-duty weapons like this candy cane small
arm that is standard issue on the North Pole:
The core of the system is the Candy Cane Carbine (C3), a modular
candy cane small arm that can be tailored to a variety of applications.
For more serious threats to Santa, especially those hardened against
small arms fire, there is the weapon of last resort, the Mark 12 Tenenbaum
Launcher.
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